Hey! My names Jacob, I’m 18, and I fucking suck!
(Source: catomidiare, via melisica)
The game of chess is like a swordfight, you must think before you move.
(via the-17th-chamber)
(Source: undyingmovement, via toastpotent)
“You. Come. Now.”
Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…
*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”
RIGHT?!?!?!
RIIIIIIIIGHT?!??!?!
Like I legit closed my legs DEAR LAWDY LAWD
(via strangefriendperson)